Robert Smigel, as Triumph, has fun roasting the lefties who turn out for O'Rourke, but he saves his best material for dragging Cruz within an inch of his life.
Jim Carrey encouraged Democrat Texans to "vote like there's no tomorrow" on Twitter, and he took shots at Ted Cruz by calling him a "bloodsucker", which was depicted in an original drawing by Carrey.
The Texas Senate race between Republican Sen. Hollywood money came pouring in from Kyra Sedgwick, Bradley Whitford, Zooey Deschanel, John Goodman, Wanda Sykes, Zach Braff, John Slattery and more.
With such a close race, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert borrowed one of the shrewdest political minds from Conan and sent him down south to cover the campaign trail. Trump traveled to Houston in late October on Cruz's behalf. He describes Cruz's desire to repeal Obamacare as something that could potentially kill "way more people than the Zodiac", emphasizing the "way more" again and again so many times that the Cruz supporters chuckling at his joke (but still supporting Cruz) have to actually think about it.
O'Rourke had reminded voters of Cruz's original Trump moniker - "Lyin' Ted" - when the candidates last faced off against each other in late October. "It's why the nickname stuck - because it's true".
Throughout the race, major polls showed Cruz leading O'Rourke by a few percentage points.
Once he made it to Texas, Triumph started out by talking to the O'Rourke camp. He insists he won't run for any office higher than Senate, but that's done little to quash speculation that he could challenge Trump for the presidency in two years. Seeing a candidate you're there to vote for while you're at the polls.
"Ted, I have a pre-existing condition that makes me vomit out of my eyes whenever I see you", Triumph shouts from the back of the room during the Cruz rally.
Finally, Cruz tries to get in a zinger about how it was the Democrats who neutered Triumph, and the Insult Comic Dog is ready for it.
"Subsequently, coalition air strikes must cease in all populated areas", said Mike Pompeo, US secretary of state, on Wednesday. The bloodshed comes despite growing worldwide pressure to end a years-long conflict that has left thousands dead.
The Patriots beat Buffalo for the seventh straight time and improved to 32-5 in their last 37 meetings under coach Bill Belichick. The Bills reportedly signed former Bears quarterback Matt Barkley Wednesday to potentially serve as Peterman's backup Sunday.
Temporary representation was with him for his court appearance again Tuesday, and CNN has reached out to the attorney for comment. The local Girl Scout group consisted of 12 persons (5 adults and 7 children) who participating in a highway cleanup project.
But even the policy debates have played out as much as cultural identity battles as they have nuanced debates over policy details. The Georgia outcome is among the most closely watched of any midterm contest for reasons beyond Abrams' race and gender.
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Chandler had a game-winning alley-oop dunk for the Suns in a game previous year as time expired, so he knows exactly how its run. He was a one-time defensive player of the year, as well as an All Star during his three impressive years with the Knicks.
More than 165,400 Oklahomans already have voted in this general election through the three-day early voting period and by mail. Early voters in Texas now surpassing the state's total turnout from 2014; insight from GOP strategist Justin Wallin.
Milner unsurprisingly tops the pile for this particular statistic, which is unlikely to be challenged anytime soon. Arsenal were held to a 1-1 draw against Liverpool at the Emirates Stadium on Saturday in the Premier League.
Add Donald Trump as an interest to stay up to date on the latest Donald Trump news, video, and analysis from ABC News. And Hannity wasn't the only Fox host to take the stage to fawn over the president.
Without invoking his name, Mr Obama has accused Mr Trump of lying and "fear-mongering" and warned Democrats not to be distracted. Trump told reporters Sunday, predicting the GOP would do well in the House and "really well" in the Senate.
Turning 20 just a few months ago, he is half the age of Mayweather , 41, who has only fought once since 2015. Mayweather calls this fight a "special bout" and that he's not really anxious about weight class.
Amazon Throws Curveball Near the End of HQ2 Saga
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Xherdan Shaqiri to miss Liverpool trip to Belgrade
The Reds were top of the group heading into the tie and had the chance to extend their lead over Napoli and Paris-Saint Germain. Last season's runners-up are now top of Group C and one point clear of Napoli at the midway point of the group stage.
Man killed in shark attack in Australian tourist spot
The last shark attack in the Whitsunday Islands before this Australian spring's spate, occurred on February 13, 2010. The victim was taken by helicopter to the Mackay Base Hospital, 100km to the south, where he died.
Trump presidency faces high stakes in midterm elections
If the Democrats have to gain control, they have to win 40 seats more than what they did in the last mid-term poll in 2014. Democrats were buoyed by a wave of Republican retirements and an overwhelming fundraising advantage.
Driver was huffing before crash that killed 4
Another group of girls and an adult chaperone were on the other side of the road shoulder at the time of the crash. Sergeant Dan Sokup says one victim was air lifted to the hospital and one victim was taken by ambulance.
Carabao Cup quarter-final draw: Arsenal to host Spurs
This is Arsenal's biggest test for two and a half months and in that period they've done nearly everything asked of them. Leno started last weekend's draw at Crystal Palace , but Cech had only just returned to fitness after a hamstring injury.
Delhi records hazardous air quality 2 days before Diwali
The CPCB teams will be monitoring the air quality index in Delhi and NCR region while the campaign will continue till 5 November. AQI is a number used to communicate to the public how polluted the air now is or how polluted it is forecast to become.
OnePlus 6T vs OnePlus 5T: Worth the Upgrade?
Indeed, there are features that the OnePlus 6T doesn't have that its competitors do, which could help explain its lower price tag. Much has not changed in terms of the lens in OnePuls, although we find a number of changes in the camera software.